Welcome Mat Collector Gifts

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Servicemen.

Welcome to the Team

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Missing You.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Reindeer

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"I know your mother."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Count Von Moltke.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Cards Galore.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Sergeant Stripes

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)