Warm Welcomes Pillows

Welcome to the Team

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cat Reunion

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"Yes, it's good to see you again too! But all I did was go to the mailbox!"

'Roly-polies!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

Breastfeeding in public

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

I think she's about to say her first word!

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

Allo?

Read the author.

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

Balloons!

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

Mass-produced Christmas card: 'Dear friend, family member, colleague, or acquaintance. Wishing you a very Happy Christmas!' - 'Signed with a legal and socially acceptable amount of affection based upon...'

'G'Day!'

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

Yo yo.