Warm Welcomes Mugs

Welcome to the Team

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cat Reunion

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'Roly-polies!'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

Breastfeeding in public

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

Read the author.

Mass-produced Christmas card: 'Dear friend, family member, colleague, or acquaintance. Wishing you a very Happy Christmas!' - 'Signed with a legal and socially acceptable amount of affection based upon...'

Allo?

"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."

'G'Day!'

'That's what I call well trained gun dogs.'

A tout a l'heure!

Yo yo.