Welcoming Twins Pillows

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Welcome to the Team

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Untidy bedroom

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'Roly-polies!'

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

SOARING BILL

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'