Welcoming Twins Gifts

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Welcome to the Team

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Untidy bedroom

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Roly-polies!'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

SOARING BILL

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

'The sonogram shows that you are carrying twins. I think they're going to get along very well. They seem to be hugging.'