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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

"Labradoodle"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Flower lamp.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"This one will go with everything,

"Room for bigger presents."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

War and Peace

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

"What do we have to do to get some more crayons over here?"

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Baroque