Doormat Collector T-Shirts

Please wipe your belly.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I know your mother."

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Utility Chic.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Drinking Hats

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

Tom Bowler

Horse eating hat.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!