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Fair Warning.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Beanirrito"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Masquerade

"I know your mother."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Batman - Face ID

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Utility Chic.

A Masked Ball