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A king chooses rugs

Handbag store - "Perfect."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Instant art

Utility Chic.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Baby blanket.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'