Duvet Devotee Gifts

Beditation: "I am at one with the duvet."

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

A good boss is quick to spot an employee who is working within their comfort zone.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”