Donation Dilemmas Gifts

"How much were you thinking of spending?"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Honey badger do care.

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Good news, men, when we give to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds.'

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Done saving the world for today."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

"Is it a sin to think of them as gives and give nots?"

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

The angel and the devil.

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"