Domestic Wizard Gifts

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

One day all this will be chores

"Home depot."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Nerd tryouts.

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Spell Check

"Namaste."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Hairy Potter and friend..

Magic Mushrooms

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

'Hon...Why do we have tumbleweed rolling across the living room floor?' 'That's not tumbleweed...The dog is shedding again.'

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!