Domestic Magicians Gifts

'Wow! It looks like my hypnosis lessons finally paid off!'

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

Come dine with me!

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

Benihana style of cooking.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."