Domestic Wizard Mugs

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

One day all this will be chores

"Home depot."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

Nerd tryouts.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Spell Check

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Namaste."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

"The usual, please."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power