Dogless Wonder Gifts

"As a pet, it's a bit of a disappointment..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Look man, no wings!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Injured backpacker.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"The dollar is falling!"

"Mum, look! It's a Showyourbottom duck!"

"Something light and fluffy."

The Hummingbird

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Shake it and climate change occurs."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'It's your own fault - you act like an absolute fool whenever he lets you off it.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Lollies

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'I'll grab the prey's attention and distract them while you sneak up from behind...'