Toothless Wonder Gifts

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'To absent teeth.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Look man, no wings!'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The Hockey Puckey

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Oh course!'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Death Watch

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Wise Cracker

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

It's much easier on my knees.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'