Toothless Wonder Gifts

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'To absent teeth.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'Look man, no wings!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'The fed lowered interest rates today for everybody with hair...'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'Oh course!'

'Let me know if the fan bothers you...'

Wise Cracker

Death Watch

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'