Toothless Joker Gifts

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Cloning Around

Restroom Practical Joke.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

'Psych!'