Waterless Wonder Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Look man, no wings!'

Injured backpacker.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Something light and fluffy."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"Wow nice jump!"

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'To absent teeth.'

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'No, that isn't the famous marshal. That's the town drunk. Wyatt Turps.'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

'Watch it, Clem. He knowns marshal arts.'

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."