Waterless Wonder Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Injured backpacker.

'Look man, no wings!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Something light and fluffy."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"Wow nice jump!"

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

'To absent teeth.'

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

'Watch it, Clem. He knowns marshal arts.'