Wetland Wonder Gifts

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Little help?"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Snowman

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Ice skater

Frosting the Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Non-Denominational Carols

Giant Snowflake.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Gesundheit.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Injured backpacker.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

Shaved Ice

'Beach snowman.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

At the "Ice-C-U".

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'