Dog Trainers Who Appreciate Humor Gifts

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Employees Must Lick Themselves Before Returning to Work.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"No, honest, I just sat on a squeaky toy."

"Gas was passed, you get the blame, that's the system."

Dog Training For The Ninties

"You're the first dog I've introduced to my parents. I know they're gonna love you."

"Go on. Throw the stick."