Dog Trainer Humor Gifts

Lance, is it true you were the first one in the family to go to college? Yes. We're hoping you'll be the first one to go to obedience school.

'I do so worry that there may be cruelty in their training.'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog wearing a cone

"Pssst. Fake poop."

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"Now turn your head and bark."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Parrot annoying dog.

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'