Dog Trainer Humor Pillows

'I do so worry that there may be cruelty in their training.'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog wearing a cone

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

Parrot annoying dog.