Animal Trainer Laugh Pillows

Dogs at obedience school

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Treading a fine lion.

"YOU pass him on the left."