Pet Trainer Humor Pillows

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'No need to shout.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Parrot annoying dog.

Polly want a cracker?

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Dog Training For The Ninties

Cattery and kennels

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Let's see, who had the canary?"