Pet Trainer Humor Gifts

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Cat at Surprise Party.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Parrot annoying dog.

Polly want a cracker?

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Dog Training For The Ninties

Cattery and kennels

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

"Let's see, who had the canary?"

"I have a large kitty. He's gentle, just don't make any sudden moves."