Amused Trainer Pillows

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Balloon dog training

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"I'm training him."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Dog Training For The Ninties

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"Here's what you do when you're kenneled: find the biggest dog in the joint and kick his #!@*."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"I'm not supposed to eat things I find on the ground...but I think this might be ok."

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'