"Of course I'm supposed to be on it. It's Barkolounger."
Dog Training Humorist Gifts
Searching for unique gifts for the dog training humorist? Our collection features clever, humorous items perfect for those who love teaching tricks and sharing funny training stories. Brighten their day with something that captures their playful spirit and passion for training dogs. Whether it’s for a trainer, a dog lover with a sense of humor, or someone who enjoys the lighter side of canine education, you’ll find delightful and amusing options that make training even more fun.
Dog Hunting Trophies.
"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"
"He's no hat and all corgis."
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"
Obedience School/Disobedience School.
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."
"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."
"Pssst. Fake poop."
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
"Now turn your head and bark."
"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"
"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."
"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."
'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'
Dogs texting each other emojis
"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."
"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."
'I bet he starts with a joke!'
"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"
'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'
'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'
"She never took to the leash."
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"
"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."
Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth
"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."
Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.
Labradoodle/Labradon't-le
"He would rather die than salivate!"
"My human can't tell which end is which."
Woman Walking a Trojan Horse
'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'
Dog Training Humorist Gifts Collection
Dog Training Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of dog training humorist mugs, perfect for a trainer who loves to start their day with a smile and a cup of coffee.
Dog Training Humorist Pillows
Discover playful pillows with witty dog training quotes—fun decor that adds personality and humor to any space.
Dog Training Humorist Prints
Browse our amusing art prints perfect for dog training enthusiasts who enjoy showcasing their passion with a humorous twist.
Dog Training Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our humorous T-shirts for dog training lovers—funny, clever designs that celebrate their training adventures in style.