Dog Trainers Who Appreciate Humor Mugs

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"No, honest, I just sat on a squeaky toy."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"You're the first dog I've introduced to my parents. I know they're gonna love you."

Employees Must Lick Themselves Before Returning to Work.

"Gas was passed, you get the blame, that's the system."

"Go on. Throw the stick."