Animal Trainer Humour Mugs

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

Treading a fine lion.

"YOU pass him on the left."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'