Dog Person With Cat Tendencies Gifts

"I did not sleep all day! It's just that my 25 cat naps got a little stuck together."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Woman escapes with cats.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Don't even think about it."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Balloon dog poos.

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'We know you have a cat.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

Mog The Week

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"