Dog Person With Cat Tendencies Mugs

"I did not sleep all day! It's just that my 25 cat naps got a little stuck together."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Woman escapes with cats.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Don't even think about it."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Balloon dog poos.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'We know you have a cat.'