Dog Lover With A Cat Mugs

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"