Dog And Cat Admirer Mugs

'Your problem is that you fear change.'

'They get along, but they don't want to admit it.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

What does aloof mean?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'