Dog Lover With A Cat Gifts

Meowing Dog Sent to the Naughty Corner.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Pick me!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Quick, start the car!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"