Dog-minded Delighter Gifts

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Gym Dog

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Beware of SUV.'

Houdini's Dog

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

A girl with a dog and balloons

'The homework ate my dog.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Boring Pianist

Beware of the dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Pavement Art.

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

Bad Dog

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."