Dog-minded Delighter Mugs

'It's not fair - you never buy me doggie choccie bikkies!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Gym Dog

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

'Beware of SUV.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Houdini's Dog

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'The homework ate my dog.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Top dog

Beware of the dog.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Boring Pianist

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Pavement Art.

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"