Doctor's Office Drama Gifts

"Well I've only got next Tuesday at 4.30!"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

'Its your archeries'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

Operation/Grim Reaper

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Termites!'

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'House calls?...Dr. Latrobe doesn't even make phone calls!'

"Clear!"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

"Wow, at last! Somebody who's really ill."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"