Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan Gifts

Looking for a gift for a doctor-patient anecdote fan? Whether they’re a healthcare professional or simply love sharing or hearing medical stories, our collection offers witty and warm items that capture the humor and humanity of medical encounters. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the quirks and charms of medical storytelling, making every day a little more humorous and heartfelt.

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'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!' mockup

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

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"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!" mockup

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

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"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?" mockup

"Tell me Mr. Jones. Does it hurt when I do this?"

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'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?' mockup

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

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Hospital porter leaving brain behind mockup

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

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'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.' mockup

'The doctors ruled out a remarkable recovery. You'll get better, they just don't think it'll be all that remarkable.'

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Obstetrics.

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Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

Are you sure you're not holding your breath? mockup

Are you sure you're not holding your breath?

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"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning." mockup

"Take two of these and call my answering service in the morning."

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A doctor statue and a patient statue mockup

A doctor statue and a patient statue

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'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.' mockup

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

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"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list." mockup

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

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"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy." mockup

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

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"He's losing his will to pay!"

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'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...' mockup

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'

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'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?' mockup

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

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"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour." mockup

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

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'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...' mockup

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

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Ear, Nose and Throat doctor baffled by knife wound.

Ear, Nose and Throat doctor baffled by knife wound. mockup

Ear, Nose and Throat doctor baffled by knife wound.

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'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.' mockup

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

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"And if you'll kindly relax your spinchter I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate."

"And if you'll kindly relax your spinchter I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate." mockup

"And if you'll kindly relax your spinchter I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate."

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'Doctor Bohan will see you now, Mrs. Stradley, but he really doesn't want to.'

'Doctor Bohan will see you now, Mrs. Stradley, but he really doesn't want to.' mockup

'Doctor Bohan will see you now, Mrs. Stradley, but he really doesn't want to.'

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'It's a nasty little rash, nothing to worry about!'

'It's a nasty little rash, nothing to worry about!' mockup

'It's a nasty little rash, nothing to worry about!'

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'You can discuss sexual failure with me Mr Harmsworth, I'm trained not to laugh.'

'You can discuss sexual failure with me Mr Harmsworth, I'm trained not to laugh.' mockup

'You can discuss sexual failure with me Mr Harmsworth, I'm trained not to laugh.'

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"Well, if it's elective surgery, I vote no."

"Well, if it's elective surgery, I vote no." mockup

"Well, if it's elective surgery, I vote no."

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Flo tries to look dignified while waiting to hand in her stool sample.

Flo tries to look dignified while waiting to hand in her stool sample. mockup

Flo tries to look dignified while waiting to hand in her stool sample.

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'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.' mockup

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

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"You want a second opinion? Do you have a second illness?''

"You want a second opinion? Do you have a second illness?'' mockup

"You want a second opinion? Do you have a second illness?''

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"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for." mockup

"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

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'Hey, I'm glad to see you're still here. I thought you'd died!'

'Hey, I'm glad to see you're still here. I thought you'd died!' mockup

'Hey, I'm glad to see you're still here. I thought you'd died!'

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'Wider!'

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The story of my op. - please take one mockup

The story of my op. - please take one

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Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan Gifts Collection

Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs with hilarious and touching doctor-patient anecdotes—an excellent gift for medical lovers or healthcare professionals.

Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan Pillows

Find comfy pillows that showcase funny and thoughtful doctor-patient stories—ideal for adding personality to any room.

Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan Prints

Browse our art prints featuring memorable moments from medical stories—beautiful decor for healthcare settings or personal spaces.

Doctor-patient Anecdote Fan T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the quirks of medical storytelling—great for doctors, nurses, or anyone who loves a good medical tale.