Divorce Dispute Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift that embraces the sharp wit and fiery spirit of a divorce dispute aficionado? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for those who thrive on spirited debates and clever comebacks. Whether it's hilarious mugs, playful t-shirts, cozy pillows, or expressive prints, find a gift that matches their vibrant personality and love for a good dispute.

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"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?" mockup

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

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"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I have been happily married... three times!" mockup

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

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"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me." mockup

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

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'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.' mockup

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.' mockup

'Well, if you insist on using logic I see little point in continuing this argument.'

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"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews." mockup

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

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"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'." mockup

"An 'Irish divorce' doesn't have quite the same ring to it as a 'Mexican divorce'."

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'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!'

'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!' mockup

'You were right - the honeymoon is a bad time to get to know a gal!'

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'And I thought I was leaving you.' mockup

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

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"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling." mockup

"...your ex-wife also mentions a gold filling."

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"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88." mockup

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

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'I'm sorry you were found guilty.' mockup

'I'm sorry you were found guilty.'

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'You're in my light!'

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'I got custody of the kids.'

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For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer. mockup

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

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"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out." mockup

"In order to separate, one of us has to move out."

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"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant."

"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant." mockup

"Mommy divorced Daddy because Daddy was noncompliant."

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"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns." mockup

"The law says his wife gets half of everything he owns."

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"Alimony is like paying off a car after you've crashed it."

"Alimony is like paying off a car after you've crashed it." mockup

"Alimony is like paying off a car after you've crashed it."

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Congratulations on your Divorce

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'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.' mockup

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

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"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!" mockup

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

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'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.' mockup

'Currently, my assets are diversified. They're split up among my 4 ex-wives.'

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'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.' mockup

'Well, I think that's a fair split. I get the house, and you get the mortgage repayments.'

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"I wish you'd be more supportive of my efforts to divorce you."

"I wish you'd be more supportive of my efforts to divorce you." mockup

"I wish you'd be more supportive of my efforts to divorce you."

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"We're separated."

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'My marriage is over. I gave that jerk the best hours of my life!'

'My marriage is over. I gave that jerk the best hours of my life!' mockup

'My marriage is over. I gave that jerk the best hours of my life!'

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'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!' mockup

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

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'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.' mockup

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

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Trump will say anything....

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'Next item: who gets custody of the dog?'

'Next item: who gets custody of the dog?' mockup

'Next item: who gets custody of the dog?'

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"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..."

"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..." mockup

"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..."

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"This is my new divorce lawyer."

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"Sir your wife would like to formally invite you to her 'bring your own lawyer' divorce party."

"Sir your wife would like to formally invite you to her 'bring your own lawyer' divorce party." mockup

"Sir your wife would like to formally invite you to her 'bring your own lawyer' divorce party."

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Divorce Dispute Aficionado Gifts Collection

Divorce Dispute Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for dispute aficionados—humorous, witty, and perfect for starting conversations or cooling down heated debates.

Divorce Dispute Aficionado Pillows

Browse our pillows collection to find humorous, stylish options that add personality and comfort for the dispute aficionado’s living space.

Divorce Dispute Aficionado Prints

Find bold, fun prints that celebrate their love for spirited debate—perfect for decorating their space with a touch of wit and personality.

Divorce Dispute Aficionado T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that matches their vibrant personality? Discover witty and creative designs perfect for the dispute aficionado who loves to express themselves.