Divine Whimsy Fan Gifts

"Mr Gorbachev, open this gate!"

Farm Humor.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

The Assumption of Mary

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Mrs. Almighty.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'