Mechanical Whimsy Fan Gifts

"You have been listening to the world premier of Glukovsky's 'Revolt of the Machine.'

Farm Humor.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

"Everything here is very fresh."

Brancusi.

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

"I am a memory machine."

"Mr Gorbachev, open this gate!"

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

Rabbit eating jelly beans and doing multi-coloured farts.

The Next Big Thing#2

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Christmas Star

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

Okay, Ernie, tell me if my left turn indicator is on. Yes - No - Yes - No - Yes.

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'I hate daylight saving time!'

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

Blogo, Co. Stories like a woman living in a shoe and a cow jumping over the moon soften kids up so I can hit them with the fake news later in life.

Drinking Bird Greetings

Helga was keen to take out a patent on her novel design for a new means of child conveyance!

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

Desk Repairs

Three happy pound signs

"This is by far my favorite store."