Divine Whimsy Fan Pillows

"Mr Gorbachev, open this gate!"

Farm Humor.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Zeus's Caddy

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

God's Law.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Mrs. Almighty.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Like it? -- I call it 'Where's Waldo?''

'This is ridiculous! I'v enever had a sick day in my life!'

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

On the Seventh Day

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

Panic Stations in Heaven's Bakery - 'He needs 5000 loaves of bread and he needs them NOW!'

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog