Divine Sailor Humorist Gifts

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Night-time halo

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

God passing the time.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

2pm meet your Creator