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'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Night-time halo

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

2pm meet your Creator

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Lighthouse powered by batteries.