Divine Comedy Buff Gifts

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Backfire

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Night-time halo

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Is there a vegan option?"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Cat Hecklers

Zeus's Caddy

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Beware of the frog"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!