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"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

World's cheapest car

Open Source.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

Bagging the Chipmunk

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)