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'Things couldn't be better.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Action shot portrait.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'He solved his first equation today.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"To be or not to be."

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'