Disorderly Genius Prints

'Things couldn't be better.'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Action shot portrait.

'He solved his first equation today.'

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'

"To be or not to be."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

Scientist.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'