Disorderly Innovator Prints

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

World's cheapest car

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Open Source.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'It keeps me sane!'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'