Evil Genius Prints

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'With my technical expertise, I could conquer the world!' - 'Do you and your little friend want some cookies?'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Money Tree

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

A man stealing another person's ideas

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.